Undesirable Facebook Apps

Aside from its unlikeable auto spamming features, some come with hilarious unintentional undesirable results.

Like those contests apps where it asks you to vote for so and so and later auto posts to your wall kind of like this:

which is perfectly normal coz he probably just wants to win those 2 GSC movie vouchers very desperately so he can take a girl out for a movie date or something but then a few minutes later.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA unintended double meaning ftw XD

Whatcha say captcha

I hate captchas. No secret there. They are troublesome and half the time, completely illegible until you tilt your head to the side and go all cross-eyed squinting at it for a few minutes. Even then, its still a 50-50 chance you'll get it right and don't you just hate it when it says 'Invalid! Please try again!' in this imaginary mocking tone when it turned out to be the bad 50%.

Even worse when it happens successive times in a row -___-

BUT!

Nothing of what I had so far can beat what I got today:

Yes. Guess with China on the rise and all that, captcha decided to take a chinese language class too.

JUST WHAT IS THAT AND HOW AM I EVEN SUPPOSED TO ENTER IT?

So I keyed in 'gediveq' alone and crossed my fingers thinking it simply made a mistake. Or maybe its a translation of 'gediveq' for chinese people, that is if 'gediveq' is even a word. But I digress.

No such luck.

Got a new captcha instead:

Awesome. Like that is any better.

New and Improved: Now in stencil form too!  :D *insert sparkles*

And no, its not 'sifon' in case you're wondering.

Ugh.

After a few more frustrating tries, my eagerness to download it has disappeared and so I left.

And THAT my friends, is how you combat piracy effectively.

Srsly.

You want to deliver what?

So recently I asked my TVXQ obsessed cousin to help ship some of my piano books over from Malaysia cuz daddy was getting miffed that the keyboard he bought for me months ago is slowly neglected in favor of the psp :p

Anyway, after numerous failed instructions over the crappy static filled long distance phone calls, I gave up and asked my cousin to email me pics of the books instead so I can point out the ones I want.

A week passed and no email :C

Till I checked my junk folder which it apparently went straight into and I couldn't help but blink at her username and the unwitting subject title...

HAHAHAHA.

I would like a Jung Yunho thank you very much XD

Zero Gravity

Pretentiousass was absent today! :D However, Sulkyboy decided to eat lunch in our air-conditioned class and totally ruined whatever good mood I had earlier. Steamed broccoli and beef wteff, one can only imagined the smell....

And no, it did not smelled delicious.

Was totally pissed off too later again when some pervert in my college tried to stare down my neckline as I walked past him to the parking lot *fumes* He was on the phone the whole time and when I walked past he totally leaned his head over to my side WTEFF before I realized what he was doing and brandished my thick till can die Japanese textbook at his head menacingly. Still very very angry about the whole incident.

Anyways, went for a haircut this afternoon at the hair salon a block down my place cuz even if she isn't an expert in Japanese hairstyles and could never get the thinning out part right, she is the cheapest and when you are a poor college student like me, every penny counts ok.

Regretted asking her to cut my bangs shorter because it looked hella chio a minute ago before I opened my mouth to ruined everything :C Cuz I didn't like how it kept getting in my eye but given a choice between chioness or practicality, I'll take the former okay *shallow*

My dyed hair which hardly makes a difference unless I'm directly under the sun T__T And yes, I can see very well for myself that my face is like effing round already ok T____T

Spent half the afternoon aimlessly surfing the net and came across this picture:

HAHAHA THE JOY OF SUCKING ON BALLS INDEED HAHAHAHAHA YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME HAHAHAHA WAS THE PERSON WHO WROTE THIS ON CRACK AH HAHAHA *dies*

Gonna see the dermatologist tomorrow to fix my face once and for all so I will achieve baby smooth skin *determined like anything* Will probably suffer severe breakouts for 6 months before it all clears up like its supposed to haih am wondering how I can get away with being a hikikomori for that long....

Mummy's birthday is tomorrow too and I am gonna bake her those Japanese sponge cake with cream and strawberries like you always see in dramas so cross your fingers and hope that I'll get it right ♥

Who wants to be a millionaire? HA I'M ALREADY ONE!

So I was taking 2nd sis home and guess what she found in the dustbin while throwing away her rubbish?

SAY HELLO TO LA's TWO NEWEST SOCIALITES! ♥

Omg I wonder what should I buy first? A Porsche? LV's colored monogram bag? Gucci heels? The whole Prada store? A ticket to Japan? PSP WTEFF SO I CAN OGLE OVER CLOUD/ZACK/RENO/NOCTIS AND THE WHOLE FF BOYS? 8D Eyelid surgery? omg this would be FIRST on my list ok! Hair extensions? Eyelash extensions? New condo? Yunho?! Ok maybe not Yunho cuz he probably has more millions than me anyway *sadface* Is Massu cheaper ah wteff.

Anyway! The possibilities are endless!!!

THIS, people, is the face of life changing joy XD

We could even invest it and get back 10 times the profits making us uhm tenmillionaires! :D

All these just by peering into the dustbin. And this is why you should never turn your nose up at homeless people picking at rubbish bins because one man's rubbish could indeed be another man's treasure ok! ONE MILLION BUCKS. Like an effing gold mine! Omg do you think all those homeless acts are a front and they are all secretly millionaires but never tell you so you would not discover their secret!!!!

Anyway....

Baibai you poor commoners~♪ *flips hair airily* This rich girl is off to make a list lists of things to buy lol XD

LOLWHUT?! TOYS

Because lately I keep coming across hilarious pictures of toy designs gone horribly wrong XD

For example, this batman squirt gun we have here:

HAHAHA seriously idek where to start. The fact that he is bent over in a weird position (I am thinking that catwoman and her whip is packaged separately). The butt plug stuck in his ass. Or how the trigger is located right in the middle of his nether regions for you to pump at furiously in order for it to.......squirt. It's a squirt gun what. The overly red face is so not helping either.

Speaking of superheroes, Wolverine from X-men refuses to be left out of all the fun too:

BLOW ME OR I'LL CLAW YOUR FACE OFF AAAUUUUGH!!!

Subtle? What subtle? Real men don't do subtle. Especially not superheroes. Now blow before he gets all mad.

Somebody tell me where can I get this so I can give it to my guy friends while I sit back and laugh myself silly as I watch the masculinity zap out of them with each blow of air heehee.


Ok enough of those testosterone charged toys and now for the cute and cuddly. Really, how can cute cuddly things go wrong is beyond me but apparently they can too.

What happened to just using good ol' honey pots?

Hmm...whatcha hiding under that sombrero of yours Winnie? ;D Guess someone must be sneaking more than just honey lately if that huge -now lecherous- grin is anything to go by.


Now seriously, WHAT THE HECK IS THIS:

'An alien with an abnormally long dong duh.'

YES I KNEW THAT. But what I meant was, what is it for? Like how do one even play with it? The toy as a whole and not the stick, you sicko. Or is it some decor like thingy for you to stick it into anything you like? Anyway, the spread out position? Opened mouth with crazy orgasmic rolled eyes? If that thing does not scream 'screw me' loud and clear, I don't know what does.

I have a feeling its sold in like everyday stores like Target or Walmart too for little kids to see. It is never too young to teach your kids the pressure of sexuality society. And they say Barbie makes girls grow up feeling inferior. I think I feel more for the guys D: That is a lot of inches yo.


The next toy isn't really all that funny until I read the article:

Apparently, its a toy slug (eww, a slug of all things) used to promote environmental awareness among children. Which would have been a great cause had they not chose the wrong mascot and an even wronger outfit. The article say and I quote: They may as well revise the website to read, "Save our trees," "Protect our animals," and "Always wear a condom."

LOL.


Lastly, where there is perversion, you can count on Japan being a part of it.

Say hello to Pikachu:

Seriously, the kid....wth.

I don't even know what to say.

Sigh, toys nowadays.

HAHA FUNNIEST CLIP EVER XD

A hilarious clip where its edited so that every time Count Dracula says "count", its beeped. Who knew that misplaced censors can create such funny stuff? XD Now you know that the Count from Sesame Street is actually a closet pervert LOL:

Omg my stomach hurts so from all the laughter XD Thank you Jason for posting this link really you've totally made my day hahahaha *goes off to watch clip again*

Effeminate Man = Eye Candy

Well, according to a line I came across in wiki:

Click to enlarge and note the strikeout XD

LOL. Now whoever wrote that in must be in any one of the Asian fandoms overflowing with pretty boys cuz only in there would 'effeminate man = eye candy' and not gay some derogatory term as it would have been years ago.

Yeah so they may act all ghei and look prettier and skinnier in a dress than I can ever be but heck if I do not love them for it ♥

idk about you, but effeminate men FTW! :D

Ah, how the times have changed indeed lol.

MSN Drawing Competition

Midway through chatting with Ammy yesterday:

[[バンビーナ]] says:
Let's have a drawing competition!
you pick a topic

Ammy says:
Ok but no touchpad
maximize the chat window
and open the drawing space big big
hide the display pictures
more space to draw wtf

[[バンビーナ]] says:
ok done

Ammy says:
draw what first
Ammy says:
OH
I KNOW!
draw an epal with a worm coming out of it
Ammy says:
no questions

[[バンビーナ]] says:
LOL

Ammy says:
start now

(Round 1 in progress wth)

Ammy says:
i'm ready!!
Ammy says:
wanna see??
Ammy says:
MINE
Ammy writes:

Ammy says:
can you see mine?

[[バンビーナ]] says:
HAHAHAHAHAH
[[バンビーナ]] says:
IS THAT A TOMATO WTF

Ammy says:
NOT TOMATO!!!

[[バンビーナ]] writes:

Ammy says:
HJAHAHAHA WHY GOT TREE ONE!!!

[[バンビーナ]] says:
CAUSE I AM CREATIVE
[[バンビーナ]] says:
AND LOL IT'S A TOMATO TO ME
MY FIRST THOUGHT WAS A TOMATO

Ammy says:
IT'S A APPLE TO ME!!!

[[バンビーナ]] says:
WITH A KNIFE STICKING OUT

Ammy says:
you pick the next subject
i win i dont care
Ammy says:
THAT IS NOT A KNIFE!1

[[バンビーナ]] says:
WTH I WIN OK

Ammy says:
THATS A WORM!!!

[[バンビーナ]] says:
MINE IS SO OBVIOUSLY MORE PLEASING

Ammy says:
i call that worm hana

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wth ok I personally think I win this round. Tell me what do you people think ok. Hers is like a smashed tomato no? hmph.

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[[バンビーナ]] says:
nvm we move on to next subject
let me think

Ammy says:
be creative in your subs please

[[バンビーナ]] says:
fine
as if apple with worm was da vinci or something *snorts*

Ammy says:
it totally is
rather than JUST an apple
Ammy says:
now hurry up wtf

[[バンビーナ]] says:
mouse with cheese CAUGHT IN MOUSE TRAP

Ammy says:
OH DAMN!!
SO HARD WTF
OKAY START

(Round 2 in progress)

[[バンビーナ]] says:
shit lar how to draw mouse wei
lol

Ammy says:
SHUT UP NO LOOKING FOR TIPS

Ammy says:
im done
Ammy says:
lol
i wonder what yours look like
tell me when you're done

[[バンビーナ]] says:
ok done =D
u first

Ammy says:
ish. okay fine
Ammy writes:

[[バンビーナ]] writes:

Ammy says:
LOL!11111
WTF
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[[バンビーナ]] says:
I SO PWN THIS ROUND OK

Ammy says:
mine's still the prettier one tho

[[バンビーナ]] says:
EXCUSE ME
[[バンビーナ]] says:
2nd sis: 'yours is ugly but creative in a funny way, Hannah's is pretty'

Ammy says:
SHUT UP OKAY
Ammy says:
I AM A MALAYSIAN
THAT IS A MALAYSIAN MOUSE TRAP
Ammy says:
im SO not cut out for being an artist
ask your sister to prepare the next sub

[[バンビーナ]] says:
she says 'headless horseman' lol

Ammy says:
wtf
really?
a bit hard...

[[バンビーナ]] says:
i know. trust the artistic girl to give us a sub like this

Ammy says:
um
okay then
start!
Ammy says:
oh hana

[[バンビーナ]] says:
hmm?

Ammy says:
im imposing a handicap for you
you're not allowed to colour your horse brown

[[バンビーナ]] says:
WTH WHAT KIND OF STUPID RULE IS THIS
[[バンビーナ]] says:
fine


(Round 3)


-And then midway through Round 3 of the competition-

Ammy says:
NO!!!
Ammy says:
OMG
Ammy says:
NOOOO!!!
I ACCIDENTALLY HIT THE ESC BUTTON!!!
Ammy says:
NOOOOOOOO!1
dammit now i have to start over

-ages later-

Ammy says:
you done?
Ammy says:
omg hana
it doesn't need to be elaborate okay

[[バンビーナ]] says:
done lar done lar

Ammy says:
you first
i wanna see what took you so long

[[バンビーナ]] writes:

Ammy says:
OH THATS NICE!!!
Ammy says:
lets move on, shall we?
Ammy says:
let's move on to the next subject

[[バンビーナ]] says:
WHERE IS YOURS OK

Ammy says:
don wan
looks stupid now

[[バンビーナ]] says:
OI DAMNIT I WANNA SEE

Ammy says:
sigh
don wan lah

[[バンビーナ]] says:
AMMY GIVE IT
wads the point i draw against no one
[[バンビーナ]] says:
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND SUBMIT

Ammy says:
sigh
Ammy writes:

[[バンビーナ]] says:
lololololololol I LOVE YOURS HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ammy says:
the head's a bit screwed up because for a moment you went offline and the whole thing just go screw up

[[バンビーナ]] says:
WHY IS THERE EVEN A HEAD WTH
its called HEADLESS horseman for a reason you know lol

Ammy says:
IT WASNT A HEAD
Ammy says:
THATS NOT A HEAD WTF
i just screwed it up a bit
Ammy writes:

Ammy says:
nah
thats what the neck is supposed to look like
please help me repair my drawing

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lol tell me if that is NOT a severed head or something hahahaha. I have no idea how to fix it and if any of you can, please do so lol.

Anyway, I win right? right? right?!! =DDD I am so happy ok because I think I am like the lousiest artist ever and being surrounded by 3 artistic sisters is seriously depressing but apparently Ammy is no better lol. But I like her wittiness though XD


Anyway, out of the 2 of us, who do you think is the better artist?

MSN Emoticons

Everyone who uses MSN Messenger would know the trend that is known as emoticons.

Now, emoticons to me are cute little smileys to inject at the end of your sentences to ensure that your tone of voice gets across to the party on the other end particularly when it comes to insulting-sounding sentences which you intended to as a joke instead.

The '=P' smiley. Helping people get away with insults since 1982.

Then came the creation of ANIMATED emoticons which was more popular cause your smileys can actually move ok so cute!

Examples of animated smileys

And sadly, that's where everything started spiraling OUT OF CONTROL. Nowadays, EVERYTHING can become an emoticon. Cows, alphabets, insects, celebs and tiny brown unidentifiable objects like this:

wth is this supposed to mean????

As if seeing a pageful of blinking sparkly animated emoticons is not enough to give you a pounding headache, you now have to DECIPHER your friend's sentences. Like what I had to do when I was chatting on the net the other day:

Why hello there Kakashi! wth are you doing here? Konoha don't pay you enough as a ninja hia so now you're selling out to be made into an emoticon izzit?

And as for the last sentence, what is that supposed to mean? So nerdy? So in need of glasses? So bright till I need glasses? So help me, my glasses is falling off? So blind maybe???? I had to right-click and save to see what the stupid icon stood for and apparently the saved name was 'cool'. Oh....why not BLACK sunnies then? But seriously, do you even need an emoticon for that?!!

Apparently yes because if even plain old alphabets below needs some zhng-ing up then why not WHOLE WORDS???

asljklasdasag how does a hand evolves into a 'W' I also don't know and this is just the tip of the ice-berg and you should see some even more pro emoticons users where the ratio of normal letters to emoticons in a sentence is 5:26 ok and seriously they might as well speak to me in Swahili for all I care as the amount of time I take to translate their emoticonated sentences is about the same.

In fact, since it is soooo popular *sarcasm* I shall now blog in emoticons. Just you watch and see, I am so going to be known over the world as the FIRST EMOTIBLOGGER ok!!!! wth I just coined a new word can?! XP

Now, I present to you my FIRST EVER emoticon-ified blog entry below. Enjoy! ^^

I am so I shall attempt to blog using emoticons. Because is t ped up a milk last and am feeling very happy because u kw how much I love milks right S to Ammy yesterday and he is so nna me later cause I have yet to her present . , my tupid mouse died on me weeks a and Ammy haven't me buy a new one yet. So now I feel like bing something t. , Arron Yan so can Feel like ping class next week cause my er finished and I'm very without it. , shall as I've w. .

Now, wasn't that fun? Did you managed to get everything I wrote? I tried to eliminate enough emoticons already you know. Do tell me how long it took you to decipher my sentences =)

Oh, and since I don't want to be blamed for making you bald with all the hair-tearing as you try to figure out what I was trying to say, here is the decoded version:

I am so bored I shall attempt to blog using msn emoticons. Why? Because words is not cool ok!!! Whipped up a milkshake last night and am feeling very happy because you know how much I love milkshakes right! Spoke to Ammy yesterday and she is so gonna kill me later cause I have yet to mail her present lol. Argh, my stupid mouse died on me 5 weeks ago and Ammy haven't help me buy a new one yet. So mad now I feel like beating something too. Oh, Arron Yan so hot can?!!! Feel like skipping class next week cause my blusher finished and I'm very ugly without it. Fine, shall stop as I've got to go now. Nights.

So how did you fare?

"Emoticons is the new talk babeh!!!"

No really, emoticon-abusers should be shot. XD