Saturday, June 6, 2009

Who wants to be a millionaire? HA I'M ALREADY ONE!

Saturday, June 6, 2009
So I was taking 2nd sis home and guess what she found in the dustbin while throwing away her rubbish?


SAY HELLO TO LA's TWO NEWEST SOCIALITES!

Omg I wonder what should I buy first? A Porsche? LV's colored monogram bag? Gucci heels? The whole Prada store? A ticket to Japan? PSP WTEFF SO I CAN OGLE OVER CLOUD/ZACK/RENO/NOCTIS AND THE WHOLE FF BOYS? 8D Eyelid surgery? omg this would be FIRST on my list ok! Hair extensions? Eyelash extensions? New condo? Yunho?! Ok maybe not Yunho cuz he probably has more millions than me anyway *sadface* Is Massu cheaper ah wteff.

Anyway! The possibilities are endless!!!


THIS, people, is the face of life changing joy XD

We could even invest it and get back 10 times the profits making us uhm tenmillionaires! :D

All these just by peering into the dustbin. And this is why you should never turn your nose up at homeless people picking at rubbish bins because one man's rubbish could indeed be another man's treasure ok! ONE MILLION BUCKS. Like an effing gold mine! Omg do you think all those homeless acts are a front and they are all secretly millionaires but never tell you so you would not discover their secret!!!!

Anyway....

Baibai you poor commoners~♪ *flips hair airily* This rich girl is off to make a list lists of things to buy lol XD

9 comments:

Christine said...

ARE EFFING YOU SERIOUS?!!! Holy shit, are you sure its not a counterfeit or something? Damnnnn. That could last you for ages. Envious muchhhh! T____T

hana said...

uhm christine....there is no such thing as a million dollar bill okay.

if there were, movies would have use it instead of a suitcase full of hundred dollar bills lol.

worth a laugh though XD

Christine said...

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i was wondering. chehh. wtf. why would there be like a million bucks note when here the biggest note is a hundred bucks. imagine getting change from buying smth with that note. ooof.

Ammy said...

oh. my. god. did i really just read that christine thought it was an actual million dollars AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA CHRIS WHY YOU LIKE THAT ONE!!!!

and hana, if you find half a mil I CALL DIBS ON HALF OF THEM OKAY!!

hana said...

hahahaha you both are hilarious.

@christine: there were a number of people who actually thought they could get away with it by using it in stores. all got arrested. like wth of course lah what they expect siao.

@ammy: eh, if you have no idea on other countries money denomination you can also make mistakes one lah okay!

NOOOOOO. I NEED THAT MONEY TO UHM FRIVOLIZED MY LIFE. DON'T WORRY FIRST THING I DO IS FLY YOU OVER!

Leira said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA! omg, chris actually thought it was real? hannah can actually bcome a conman now~!

eiChi said...

lol!!!! this is epic XD and the dollar note is huge O.O''' maybe you can sell it on eBay and see if anyone buys. haha XD

hana said...

@leira: if only she owns prada or something then we could have gotten away with a million dollars worth if goods sigh..

@eichi: I KNOW XD The size mostly gave it away as fake lol. Nah, if I put it on ebay later the US national bank agents might throw my sorry ass into jail XD

Lance said...

reminds me of dollar notes that we burn for our love ones =)