UxMishi...

...NEEDS TO BE MADE INTO A REAL BAND ASAP ♥

I am ashamed to admit that I had put off watching the last episode Kaichou wa Maid-sama till now due to studies and thus missed the awesomeness that is UxMishi. Their songs are surprisingly ridiculously nice and reminds me of Orange Range, GReeeeN and the likes.

To my delight, they released a virtual live album of theirs here :D

Still. Whoever the singers are, WHY AREN'T THEY SIGNED TO A LABEL YET?!

Wedding Dress & Energetic

I know its been AGES already and everyone has blogged about Wedding Dress to death but I had the mv all capped when it came out and this post written halfway. Since I don't feel like just deleting them so finish it I shall now that most of college hell is out of the way.

I still have two finals next week - Physics and Japanese but after JLPT (where I probably flunk the first section because there was no kanji at all so I couldn't understand a word they were saying), my Japanese class is nothing. Wish me luck on physics though cuz I want to get straight As for this semester too.

Anyway, back to the videos. Since its TAEYANG we're talking about, my ultimate fav. (such lies because it was GD during his entire album promo period until he released Butterfly and A boy which were two friggin boring as bean paste videos and I lost interest and before that Seungri with his sexy Strong Baby image but I digress) of course I must have some input! :D

Here's the video:

And now on to my thoughts about it...

So this video is about him whining and pining over his lost love who is going to get married to another guy and wishing she would come back to him instead. Everywhere fans are going 'poor taeyang', 'is the girl blind? I would so choose taeyang ok!' or even 'hate that other guy, girlfriend stealer' blablabla. However, after watching the vid countless times and reading up the translations, I have to say that as much as I ABSOLUTELY LOVE TAEYANG, HE DESERVED WHAT HE GOT.

But lets ignore that for now ok and look!!!!!

alsjdalsdjalda GUYS PLAYING THE PIANO = LOVE!!!! Ryan who? *ignores Ammy sputters of indignation* Taeyang is so awesome! I love guys who can play the piano cuz it means they have a softer sentimental side to them ♥

What would I give to wake up every morning to this sight *dreamily

And then I would smile happily from bed before slipping downstairs to fix breakfast oh the normalness of it all, simply loves *delusional

2nd sis: *sees suit* Oh, he's not the one getting married then. Me: wteff how do you know?!?!?!

Ya obviously I am super ignorant of details and it never once went through my mind then that a bridegroom would not wear a vest but a coat. But I was too busy gazing at his hotness so I can be excused too.

Ok now to the reason why I think Taeyang deserves this whole mess:

HE NEVER TOLD HER. Like wth? Seeing people were busy flinging accusations at the other guy for being such a shameless girlfriend stealer, I honestly thought TY was dating her. But he NEVER EVEN MENTIONED his feelings so I say, ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR.

Ok so some might say 'but its so obvious he likes her what!' So? Nothing is definite until its said in words. I mean really, if a guy is like that close to me but never tells me once where I stand with him, I would never guess he liked me as anything more than a very good friend. I won't be that thick skinned to assume all guys close to me are in love with me ok. Which I guess is a bad thing too sometimes because they would suddenly confess and I'm all HUH SAY WHAT?! and am all flabbergasted. But that is not the point, the point is DAMMIT IF YOU'RE A GUY, YOU BETTER SAY SOMETHING OK! Because not all girls can read minds or have the guts to confess first.

Aww so cute! But why so short TaeYang :C I think I'm taller than him haih why are all my idols shorter than me quite sad leh if I met them in real life and I have to look down at them instead of up. Quite deflating :C

I cannot get over how cute he is *___*

But back to the main topic at hand:

The other guy. I see nothing wrong in him butting in at all if the two are not a couple. In fact, the more I watch the video, the more I like him because I have never seen someone more blatantly obvious than him. When he wants something, he'd do all he can to get it. I wish I had half his determination and confidence *wistful. And he was so cute when he tried to cover the girl's eyes with his hands aldkalsdajsldaj loves!

See! Determination to make his feelings known. Some might again say but TaeYang is also doing the same thing and I say no its not the same. When you've started out as friends for a verrrrry long time (like in this case if I'm not mistake), its hard to tell where friendly affections end and love starts so you need to do something more in your face like 'HELLO I THINK I LIKE YOU MORE THAN JUST FRIENDS' okay but subtler lols.

idk about you but if I'm the girl I can so totally tell he's interested by now :) And this is the second part TaeYang screwed up: No signs of jealousy. WHY ARE YOU STILL SMILING? Instead of being more protective or stepping up his game whatever, he did nothing and even went and befriended the guy -__- Which is not wrong at all but then don't go and sulk later when he end up with your crush.

Like this:

HAHAHA. I should not laugh cuz its supposed to be a very sad painful scene but I cannot help it ok wteff why he so suay (unfortunate) one not only is he not married to her, have to see her marry someone else instead BUT ALSO END UP AS A MERE PIANO BOY playing for their wedding hahahahahahaha.

Why the hell did he agree to play the piano for them??? That is just sad ok. I so totally wouldn't cuz I would only be able to bang out sour bitter chords ala the death march or something. He really shouldn't have tortured himself like that. Just make up some excuse lah like 'sorry I broke my fingers boxing the punching bag with your fiance face printed on it because that s.o.b stole you from me and I hate him won't you marry me instead' or something *shrugs

This is the face of 'regrets and what ifs'. Even if she rejected you, at least you would still have the peace knowing you tried and by this time, would have probably gotten over the whole thing and moved on ages ago. But no, because you said nothing, you're stuck in this whirlpool of 'could it have been me? if only I did something earlier. could things have ended up differently instead'. Waiting gets you nowhere.

I am aware however at how easy it is to say but hard to do and the aforementioned paragraph just shows my hypocrisy cuz I would rather take my secret feelings to my death than face rejection. But then again right, as I look back I am quite happy of all the times I never opened my mouth then because I totally cannot imagine myself being happy with any of them now at all. So I guess part of the reason I never said anything was because I somehow knew I wasn't really serious about dating them for reals. I am the old fashioned date only one and marry them if possible kind of girl and thus I dislike making mistakes with all the wrong persons.

If however I do meet someone I really like for THAT LONG a time I would most definitely say something la hor! Especially if I'm a guy. Which TY is.

And idk about you but I WOULD SO CHOOSE THIS GUY OVER TY IN HERE. Not only is he determined, clear and don't keep you guessing, but he is ALSO HOT ok definitely does not lose out to TaeYang at all if you ask me. But seeing his expression here, I can understand why some people don't like him. Its obvious he knew TY liked the girl but ignored it anyway. Then again, turn the tables around and I would say its a good move for him. If he didn't make a move, TY would probably never make his move either in 9238472942 years and the girl would end up with another guy instead and there would be two sulky 'what ifs' guys instead of one.

And God probably asked you to DO SOMETHING but did you listen? lol. Just praying and doing nothing are empty prayers if you ask me. God is not this genie in a lamp ok. Plus I wouldn't want Him to be either cuz then I do not want to be unknowingly forced to fall for you ok!

His imagination obviously. But look at the caption haha! OH NO indeed. I found it appropriate for TaeYang fans out there XD

I love his dancing in here I love it love it love it!!!! So slick and cool and MJ like ♥

Anyway, apparently he did got tired of waiting finally and set about to do something...

By dragging her away. And this is where my feelings of confusion comes in cuz she sure as heck do not look happy at being pulled away and neither does her friend so does it mean she really never liked him at all? Then again I would be pretty mad too if my friend no matter how close we are just comes up and bodily drag me away....

But look! She looks pretty pissed still. Like 'wtf are you thinking? what is it? *impatient'. Not the way you would normally act with someone you quite have feelings for no? Or maybe its to the point she's entirely fed up with him and has already move on to determined' guy so yeah that would explain the -_- face.

Unhappiness. So if she never liked TaeYang at all then she should surely go with 'determined' guy then! Why are all of you complaining wteff.

idk but did TaeYang just stood there saying nothing the whole time??? When did this event take place anyway? And look who just waltz in lol.

Suddenly she smiled! Nah see evidence that they are happier together. He makes her happy whereas TY only makes her -___- hahaha.

Ya but srsly this guy cannot read the atmosphere izzit? One look at them in the beginning should have told him enough to get lost cuz something important is obviously going on. Look at TaeYang's face. I wouldn't blame him at all if he sock 'determined' guy in the face there and then because there is a limit to how ignorant or rude you can be but he didn't. Sock him I mean. I am sorely disappointed :C

And as if that wasn't enough he went and proposed to her. Right there in front of TY. This is where I won't forgive him. I am all for him pursuing her but please don't be so desperate can or not? Because either its he's desperate he'll lose the chance once TY confess or he is just DENSE like that.

But whatever lah, if I were the guy, I would probably do the same. You want something, do all you can to get it and you'll have no regrets provided you don't break the law lah. After all, a few years later, who is TaeYang? No one. But waking up to the love of your life everyday for the rest of forever? Worth it.

Selfish yes. But sometimes its worth it no? After all, the successful ones are always the aggressive ones and thus I'm trying to learn to be slightly more like them. Not to the point of insensitivity cuz that is just not me but sometimes you just have to grit your teeth and just do it with a thick face *shrugs

Btw, I noticed something! This is the ring of 'determined' guy. Note the THREE diamonds.

This is TaeYang's. Only one?

Smart girl :P

Moral of the story: Choose the guy with the bigger rock.

Ok just kidding hahaha its if you like someone a lot, EFFING TELL THE PERSON OK! No one can read minds.

By the way, stumbled unto BoA's Energetic video a while ago. Now if you know me, you know I'm not a big fan of her. I prefer girls like Lee Hyori or 2NE1 (minus Park Bom because she is so timid I cannot stand) or Son Ga-In those girls who are downright sexy but not slutty yet imo. I don't like SNSD and the lots because they all have this infuriating aura of 'I'm actually very slutty/bitchy deep down but I'm gonna act all cute and innocent see me licking my giant lollipop and pillow fighting here? *simpers' that irks me. If you want to be slutty, go ahead. Be my guest. Just don't try to cover it up and be some pure angelic figure because its annoying. You cannot be both dammit.

AHEM.

Anyway, video:

I think this is her best so far. Eat you up was just painful to hear and although I did it for love was quite nice, she wasn't the slightest bit pretty in it at all I was like wteff that is the BoA? But she's super hot here :D

Love her makeup and hair ♥

The choreography in here is awesome! I personally think this should have been her debut song because its the most american one out of all.

HILARY DUFF MUCH? LOL

Cannot get over how pretty she is here *___*

Ok that is enough spazzing for a day. Shall get all my summer holiday pics up once finals are over ^^

Dammit SuJu you're making it hard for me to dislike you :C

I never liked Super Junior. It was always one too many members imo. Then then had to come up with Sorry, Sorry not too long ago where the tune was infectiously catchy I could not not like it. Although I still didn't like them as a group because there was just....

Referenced from this.

Contrary to what you think, too many boys, pretty or not, does not up the hotness factor any more than 5 hot guys only. In fact, it just becomes overly ghei and is somewhat of a turn-off.

So all was fine and dandy until they had to split themselves into smaller subgroups with all the hotter ones together, wear black suits still in a now colored video, sing in Chinese (no need for translations = WIN) and have that damnably hot Ryeowook in this little group of theirs:

Screw it all, you win SM. This time.

Anyway, about the music. Maybe its just me but does this song not sound Chinese? Taiwanese boyband pop still sound slightly different imo. Oh and the fact that I can actually understand every single word they are singing without having to look up the lyrics. Never happens I swear. In fact, I still don't get what Jay Chou is singing about half the time despite looking up both lyrics and translations :| My Chinese might not be awesome but I am pretty sure that the way they word stuff is very different than what local Chinese would. It sounds so....simple. Like my primary school level Malaysian Chinese ah wteff XD

Ok, on to the spazzing:

Say hello to SuSHOOOper Junior M. The Mandarin subgroup. I have no idea how many subgroups are there altogether and neither do I care. This is the only group I will care somewhat about though from now onwards :) Apparently, there are 3 Chinese among the 7 members so lets play guess who is the Chinese :D I have no idea who is who nor their names except Ryeowook ♥ The only other original Suju member I know besides that fat guy whats his name KangDong? Wait, its ShinDong. Yeah, some fan please explain to me now how the hell he got in at that size? And why won't he lose weight wteff.

As soon as the beat started I was hooked. Then they started dancing in such synchronized movements and I am mesmerized *___*

DAMN DAMN DAMN I GUESS SUITS AREN'T THE ONLY HOT STUFF. I LOVE THIS STYLE TOO! WHAT IS THIS CALLED? CASUAL FORMAL? MODERN? YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME BABY?

I am completely sold on the dude in shades and that sexy black jacket. His stylist deserves a 100 effing boxes of chocolates for dressing him dammit ♥

I am pretty damn confident this guy is Chinese. Mainly because his pronunciation was spot on and didn't need any autotune to cover whatever accents unlike for certain members. So now all I need is a name. I am not going to google image them because the last time I tried to do so for Suju, I cannot bloody tell anyone apart at all as soon as they change their hairstyles which is like for every friggin 2 pictures.

Korean. I think. He reminds me of those slimy conniving businessmen on the shady side that spends all their off office hours drinking beer and stuffing their drunken faces in some slut's boobs in a rowdy bar haha. Must be the eyebrows :P

DaeSung! This was my first thought lol XD Anyway, I'm willing to bet that he is Chinese. Its practically WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE lol. His eyes are totally like mine can! Can he speak English? Because he looks like he can. He looks like the ABCs here lol. At first I pegged him down as ugly but I am finding him cuter and cuter each passing second :D Need his name now too. In fact, if you're a suju fan reading this, you better give me all their names because I need to know who I'm fangirling about okay. Or not I have to call them Chinese 1, Chinese 2, Chinese 3, Korean 1, Korean 2, Ryeowook ♥, and Korean 3 wteff.

Oh and I may not know Mandarin that well but 'hai hui rang ni dian dao'??? Is this structure even grammatically correct? Because it totally sounds like something *I* would say and get blank stares from my China Chinese/Taiwanese friends. So, please to enlighten me.

KIM RYEOWOOK

alkfjkasdfhasdfas first guy I saw in Sorry, Sorry that totally stood out among a sea of not hot people. Either Suju is just fug or they all had shitty hair then, I would never know. But Ryeowook is just burning up the screen with his hotness *Q* You do not know how long it took me or the things I have to do to get his name ok. At least his face was super distinctive so once I google image his name, I could confirm it on the spot :D

Funny how he looks sorta Chinese here. Like Southeast Asian Chinese because he doesn't exactly have the I Speak Mandarin Only look. Actually, you know what? Everyone in the mv could pretty pass off as Chinese to me. It must be the hair. I used to think that I was pretty damn good at spotting which Asian come from where until my professor put me on the spot and asked me to name each place each Asian in the class came from did I realized that for guys, its HARDER than you think. Although out of like 13 I only got 2 wrong. I am still awesome XD

For girls its damn easy okay:

-Generally taller and so pale its like Snow White. Jet black hair. Copious amounts of makeup. Fashionably dress on the simplicity side: Korean.
-Generally shorter, fair or slightly tanned. Dyed blond hair or sporting a fashion cut. Copious amounts of makeup and accessories. Fashionably dressed but on the many articles of clothing put together side: Taiwanese. 
-Generally taller. Fair with jet black hair too. Dressed simply in slacks or loose t-shirts: Mainland China or HK. (Although a few are super fashionable like the Taiwanese too but then they would have black hair)
-Short. Round face with perfect perfect dainty noses all Asians would kill for: Japanese.
-Very tanned/dark with large eyes. Virgin black hair. Looks like Malay/Bumi but something is off: Filipino.
-Like Filipino but dressed in tudungs half the time: Malay.
-Can be dark or fair. Looks very much like Malaysian Chinese. Very hard to tell: Vietnamese.
-Looks like Malaysian Chinese too but looks fluent only in BM: Indonesian Chinese.
-Very similar to Malaysian Chinese too but have this hard I will not lose to you look: Singaporeans.
-Looks like Korean slash Chinese slash Japanese seriously wth is she???: Malaysian Chinese.

I can even tell between ABCs and immigrants where the former seem to never have heard of pretty shops like Forever 21 and whatnot from they way they dress. Its super fun to play this game so if you're overseas, give it a try when you're bored lol.

But what was I talking about before this? Oh yeah, Suju M :D

I cannot decide if he is hot or not. Most likely not. But yet he still have a slightly sexy aura around him. He would be better off passing as Taiwanese. Because then it would be taken for granted that he would have this calculating dominating playboy side that is very hot but also heartbreaking for you when you're finally dumped.

He reminds me of someone very much *frowns OH WAIT I KNOW WHO.

Atae Shinjiro from AAA

Only Shinjiro is way hotter. And you cannot deny it :)

Hot damn. I really reaaaally like the guy in shades. All guys should dress like that 8D-

HAHAHAHAHA. Definitely Chinese. ROFL. Like those old Chinese comedy movies ahahahaha!

Girl with shitty blond hair. Don't know why Chinese girls like to dye their hair this abominable shade. Its fuxxing ugly. Either go full out platinum blond or stick with browner shades dammit. So ahlian. And ah lians all have shitty colored hair which they think are hotshit but are in fact minus the hot.

So its a geek tries to get hot girl scenario all over again. Cliche.

Hang on a sec, someone in YT said the girl is Jessica from SNSD? So it looks super fugly on Koreans too. Honestly, unless you're those Japanese magazine models, don't bother. They all look super anime and unreal anyway so its not that bad on them.

Definitely Chinese too. Crap, I think I pegged one too many down as Chinese. There was supposed to be only THREE. Ok so which ones did I get wrong then?

'Jiro Wang'. LOL.


 

Should be Chinese from the way he pronounced words. I srsly have no idea anymore. Btw, I liked the first Chinese guy voice. He sings the whole way through and it sounds all breathy and smooth. But I LOVE LOVE LOVE Ryeowook voice too. So playfully sexy! I am a sucker for attractive voices :3

And because I can, here, have some more Ryeowook :D

Sorry I can't take better stills but he's forever singing in every frame. alsdkfhaslfd why is he so goshdarned cute *___* Like seriously. I might actually like him better than Yunho wteff.

Is it only me but is this scene just a huge turn on:

I just had to make a gif out of it 8D I liked the way the first guy just changed from shades into another guy with black suit in one twirl and aldjasdljasl I really like that Chinese boy now :3 I know the two people are different okay. I think. Are they the same person??? Damn. I really can't tell. BUT I JUST EFFING LOVE THIS PART LIKE BURNING *___*

Don't he just look sooooo familiar to you? Can you guess who he reminds you of? :)

Seriously, the HAIR alone should be clue enough.

If you say Matsujun slash Calvin Chen from FLH you are correct! True what. Look closer. And if you're shrieking in your chair now howling about how your suju guy is hotter and am I blind then you're effing wrong because:

THIS IS HOTNESS.

Ok fine. That was a good pic of MatsuJun. He's not those generic good looking types but if you watched HYD (the japan version and not the other boring ones) then you'd agree that he has a certain charm in his asymmetricalness. Calvin is HOT HOT HOT though. How can you not like him Jolyn wth. Although Aaron Yan is much more yummy looking :d

Oh look dorky boy gets rejected and now undergoes transformation. How much more cliche can you really get?

Determined dork

 

To boring nice boy next door era 1943

To flashy disco boy

To WTH?!?!?

To Hello Baby, what'sup? *charming smile

Is this the same guy in shades previously who I declare myself sold on? Because I want his name now now now!

I hate the ending though. Because slutwhore got him still after mercilessly rejecting him in the first place. And he still danced with her. I don't like him liao. So the moral of the story is if you're hot and slutty, it does not matter how bitchy you are, guys will still like you because they all think with their dicks.

There.

Welcome to your first reality storybook of the non fairytale kind.