Friday, July 31, 2009

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Friday, July 31, 2009
So there is this one girl who is my friend, well somewhat, and she's smart, pretty and nice (sometimes. but very rare. like hailstorms. in Hawaii) but just drives me up the wall with all her complaints. Like wteff is there ANYTHING she likes AT ALL? I mean like really, she'll ask you all about your weekend or your upcoming plans and then when you say 'oh I went to a beach party, golfing, a ball game, clubbing etc' she would find SOMETHING to bitch about. 'Omg I hate beach parties, I organized it once and some people are so stupid and buy the wrong food or clubbing suck, I don't drink but I like dancing but ugh the prices they charge! Sucks. Golfing sucks too. Its sooo boriiing blablabla' WTEFF RUDE MUCH?

Although I agree with her that golfing pretty much suck and is probably the most boring game on earth.

But that is not the point.

I think its damn discourteous to shoot down every single thing people bring up and all the more if you invited them to share in the first place like wteff like right in the middle of people's conversation and she'll just go 'oh I hate that!' and the person would just start trailing off quietly because like wteff how is he gonna continue on talking about something he apparently likes cuz if he didn't it sure as hell won't be in his plans right? Initially, I thought it was only a one or two time thing but eventually it was clear that she has something bad to say for anything you bring up.

EVERY. SINGLE. THING.

Ugh I swear. Everything that comes out her mouth is always so bloody negative unless its her hobbies. And even then it would include stories of incompetent people who somehow managed to ruin her day of fun for her.

THE WORLD DOESN'T BLOODY REVOLVE AROUND YOU OKAY?!

So we went for sushi at this fav. Japanese restaurant of hers to celebrate the end of summer classes and there is this waitress she dislikes for no apparent reason except that she was rude to her once, according to her at least, and ever since then she has never tipped her wteff. All these right before she started complaining about her previous job as a waitress where she wished customers would stfu and let her do her thing like hello shouldn't you understand the feelings of that rude waitress then?

Who btw, was anything but rude and all sunshiny smiles instead. Friggin figures.

If I were her, I'll spike her sushi I swear.

With the chef's sweat or something equally as gross.

Because she totally deserves it for that prissy attitude of hers. I believe the right way to react after borrowing someone's phone is to say 'thank you' instead of 'Jesse McCartney... *stares at music player* don't like him. His songs suck *flips hair*'.

*&^*%&^$#@#$!$%!^$^&%*&%&^%##$! YOU OK!!!!

Listening to his music also kena wteff its like she's on eternal pms.

WHY THE HECK ARE WE STILL TALKING TO HER I HAVE NO IDEA.

But she is a very good excuse to heap all the bad things on like not tipping and thus saving us 5 bucks each this afternoon and if people ask, we'll just point to her and sigh and wring our hands as if it explains everything.

And people will automatically understand and nod sympathetically.

And just like that, 5 bucks saved! With our dignity/conscience still intact. Somewhat. And in this current economy, every dollar counts. So come to think about it, 5 bucks saved is 5 bucks saved so yeah...

...please to bitch all you want girl ^3^

2 comments:

Leira said...

oh this reminds me of the Matthew Andrews book I read about making friends. there was a section where he mentioned ppl you SIMPLY hate and therefore must avoid being those ppl cuz they are nasty. e.g.:

You: I jst bought a new dog..
Nasty person (NP): My dog died lask week
You: I'm going to France this weekend.
NP: I got food poisoning in France
You: I skii during the winter
NP: I broke my leg skiing
You thinking: WHO THE HECK WANTS TO TALK TO THAT PERSON ANYWAY?! *Walks off*
NP: ISNT THAT RUDE. WHERE ARE YOU gOINg?!

unbelievable. she sounds like that

hana said...

YES THAT IS HER.

SO. ANNOYING.

Everything hate one wteff its to the point its IRRITATING and you wonder just wteff does she NOT hate. siao.