Conversation at the dining table during desserts...
Daddy: What fruit do you want to be?
4th sis: *child-like simplicity* So silly. Why would I want to be a fruit?
Us: Hahahahaha.
Daddy: *annoyed*Just pick one la ok?
3rd sis: Fine. Dragonfruit. Cause got dragon in it. So I am powerful.
2nd sis: Durian. So I would be KING of all fruits. Muhahaha.
Me: Strawberries? Sweet.
4th sis: Watermelon cause it's juicy!!!
Us: You leh daddy?
Daddy: I shall be a banana because.........the seed is in the heart of the fruit *smiling smugly cause he thinks his line is sibeh romantic*
.......................silence...............................
2nd sis: *smirks* OH YEAH?!?! Bananas are grown from suckers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
****Bananas are grown not from seeds but suckers****
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