Monday, February 9, 2009

RESCUE!!! With Massu all buff and naked 8D Well, almost...

Monday, February 9, 2009

THIS POST IS SPECIALLY FOR YOU AMMY


Because I know your line is too slow to download all 1.3 gig of it so I'm posting a whole bunch of Massu-centric screencaps here for you to flail over. And if any of you is here to read a review of it all I can say is hahahaha what review cuz I have no idea what the plot is and neither do I care really cuz IT'S MASSU YO! IN A DRAMA! AS A FIREMAN! Who needs a plot?! Not me 8D


I am totally in this drama for him alone and you can read the plot in dramawiki -something about them wanting to be Super Rangers hmm go go Power Rangers! lol- if you must know though really I don't know why. Isn't naked Massu reason enough?


I must also admit I started laughing right at the start to a supposedly serious scene but I cannot help but find the lines damn cheesy and maybe cuz its Maru and Massu the two normally bouncy smiling dorks I simply cannot imagine them as serious ever lol.

Anyway, bandwidth sucking and extremely bias post ahead. I DID say I was gonna pimp it like crazy no? Enjoy ^__^


Daichi (Nakamaru): Screw this suit it makes me look fat and hideous. As if I don't get enough flake being the unpopular one in KAT-TUN already. I hate my life. *emo*

Yutaka (Massu): I am still cute. I am still cute. I am still cute *chants fervently*

( Click to see more of Massu's hotness. You know you want to ♥ )


Yutaka: Aww it really is hideous after all =C



You cannot see it but this is Massu, I mean Yutaka, saving Daichi's ass who is an idiot for disobeying orders and rushing straight into hell the fire.



AHHHHH!!!! THE BITCH FROM KUROSAGI!!! What is she doing here?! I hate her. Stupid stuck up arrogant bitch who kept hounding Pi while backstabbing Maki in Kurosagi -only in here she's some incompetent medic much akin Aragaki Yui in Code Blue- and now I have to see her in MASSU'S DRAMA WTH OKAY. I AM MIFFED >C


Say hi to fanboy Daichi who practically orgasms at the sight of the SR. HAHA why is his face so funny. *looks at pic again* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. It's like my kid brother seeing *insert action hero* for the first time. OMG IT'S SPIDER-MAN EEEE.


Cut to scene of CUTEST DOG EVAR!


HAHAHAHAHA DIES. MARU'S FACE. HAHAHAHA. Cute as he is and as much as I like him, he is pretty hopeless as an actor XD




And so he dives into the river to save the cutest dog ever zomg it's so adorable alfhaldjhfalsfha it rivals my love for KonKon really 8D




SHIBA INU! LOVES


Dies a little more inside. This is too sweet and adorable for words =3


Massu agrees


Massu Yutaka the lovely bff who pleads on behalf of Daichi. Such is the kindness of Massu Yutaka.




I am liking the hair more and more now. He looks hot.


AND STILL SO DAMN CUTE WHEN HE SMILES ALDJHASLDKAS


Such gentle adoring eyes filled with love..... OH JUST MARRY ME NOW REALLY. I promise I'll cook you gyoza every single day wtf.


MAO ZEDONG RE-INCARNATED WTH. Now a Japanese. And an actor. In a drama.


Even pretty boys are not spared from getting pimples lol.


Fanboy number 2. You may remember him as the annoying useless braggart in Code Blue. I've the feeling he would be cut from this drama halfway through. All my sisters were happy to hear that cuz they dislike him immensely (all 3 sis: wth who is this guy so ugly?) and are not-so-secretly waiting for him to die D: (4th sis: Tell me when he dies. I wanna see! =D) I have sadistic sisters wth.


Emo boy hates fanboy number 2 too. On an unrelated note, I find it totally unfair that emo boy here gets to keep his cool idol-like hairstyle while Massu had to cut his hmph.


Totally irrelevant scene which only goal is to up the ratings =D Oh c'mon, you know you want it


OH MASSU 8D LOOKING HOT! The guy behind is nakamaru and the head barely above the water next to him is fanboy number 2. Insert your own perverted fantasies here cuz maru/fanboynumber2 isn't my thing.


Bloody rail is blocking my view. Of course, I can totally insert another 100 more suggestive lines here but shall refrain from doing so cuz I have willpower just like that =D


Willpower be damned, I WANT IN THAT TUB NOW WITH MASSU =d


Cyn say and I quote: 'I have never been more thankful for massu's head.' ROFL I agree.


Oh crap. It hits me now that this looks like porn. omg it's not okay! Although it does look a lot like it. I mean, IT'S NOT. PERIOD.


Oh look, someone failed the SR training.


Yutaka peeking into his locker to see if he received the notice of expulsion. Seriously people, how can anyone not love this boy? He's too cute to ignore.


And Massu stays! Yes I shall use 'Massu' from now onwards cuz 'Yutaka' just sound plain stupid. Like yukata. And I keep imagining him in a girlish white yukata with pink floral patterns its disturbing.


Happiness ^____________^


Say hello to emo boy again. Now shirtless for your ogling pleasure.


Massu: Aren't I just adorable *pouts pouts pouts*

OH YES YOU ARE

And where there is beer, drunkenness is bound to follow....


Drunk boy: OI Nakamaru, there's something I've been meaning to tell you, YOU CAN'T ACT FOR SHIT YO. EVERY TIME YOU SHOUT YOUR EYES POP OUT SO FAR YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD FISH.


Nakamaru: F*** YOU A**HOLE. Jealous I got the lead? Or did someone shoved a hose up your ass?

Drunk boy: Say what?!


And thus the fight begins.... btw, NICE CATCH MASSU! I mean Yutaka. Whatever.


Before ending with a spray of water....


Pretty boys + wet clothes = hehe. ANOTHER MONEY MAKING AND RATING INCREMENT OPPORTUNITY REASON TO LEAD TO THIS:


LOL. Just in case you didn't get enough satisfaction from the bath scene, here's round 2 XD



Forget Yamapi. Massu is the ultimate JE boy in terms of hottest body. Just look at his arms of steel. Marry me =D


Oh look, bitch just brought a friend with her. I shall now call them Bitch A (right) and Bitch B (left). Or BA and BB for short.


From iamsomuchcoolerthanyousnorts to idiots the second a female walks in.


ZOMG GIRLSSSSS!!!!! YAY! *HAPPY*


Daichi: Tch, BA is my supposed gf in this drama so back off.

Yutaka: haa... *continues grinning like a dork not hearing a word*




Yutaka: *stares wistfully*


Daichi: Got a death wish Yutaka?!

BA: *gloats at attention*

Yutaka: Ehh? I wasn't looking at her! I was uhm staring at.....you?

Daichi: O rly? I guess thats alright then.



BA: Hah? What is going on here? Daichi! I'm your soon to be gf in the drama damnit so what is this about Yutaka staring at yo--




Yutaka: Oh? You didn't know? We're gay. Or maybe bi *beams*

BA: THE HELL?!

Daichi: It's true. Sigh.




Yutaka: Eh, are you alright?

BA: ....


I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself, the screencaps were practically asking for it =P No, they are not gay. Or bi. XD


Yutaka saving Daichi's ass once again. Oh for crying out loud, just make Massu lead at this rate.


Waiting at the hospital for Daichi like the perfect supportive bff he is.


Oh the look of such concern. *wibbles* =3




GAH. Do we need her really? It's not a romance drama so why the need for a girl and its not like there would be guys watching this drama for her. 2nd sis: 'seriously, just go die already. I hate her'. Agreed.




Daichi in yet another pinch due to his foolish suicidal tendencies only this time, Yutaka isn't around to save him.




He's stuck back at the station reduced to just watching the proceedings on the telly.


And crying his eyes out worrying for him. Aww. Massu is an awesome actor and should really be made lead instead. OR Tegoshi as lead and him still playing the supporting bff =D Then I can still get a kick out of Tegomass moments even if Tegoshi cannot act worth to save his life, which he can. Not that I don't like Maru (he's my only fav. in KATTUN), I just prefer tegomass over nakamassu lol.


But he made it out alive! Byebye Tegoshi...




Cue happy Massu and I shall hereby spam you with his infectious smile...












You know you secretly loved that :Dv


What a happy lot. Yay for happy boys who finally get along with each other.


Honestly, must Massu look at him like that? Even if they were bff? Although yes he looks so cute really what must I do to get him *___* I've been refraining from mentioning it in the other previous caps like him crying for Maru over the news but seriously, I am starting to have doubts on my previous 'massu is not gay' statement wth. TOO MUCH CONCERN, MASSU. AND STOP GIVING MARU THOSE 'GOSH YOU'RE SIMPLY WONDERFUL. HEARTS!' STARES. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT D: And him too.


Onto other things, I still want my Tegoshi cameo! =DDDD

Believe!

lol I wish. But really, give me some Tegomass already. My otp is like practically dead now D:


Anyway, you can watch this super effing awesome drama blantant bias wth online here at mysoju.com ^^

6 comments:

sharon (^.^) said...

Woah!! :) super long post..

Ammy said...

awwwwww. a post with m name on it THAT IS USED TO KEK THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF ME OME HANA I THINK I MIGHT HATE YOU WHY DO I HAVE SUCH HORRIBLE INTERNET SPEED WHYYYYYYY T___________T

hana said...

Can't you watch it in cyber?

MASSU IS SO OMG SO CUTE!

Lance said...

a post thats just to GEK amanda, lol

Leira said...

Wth, u know what? The DOGGY HAS DOUBLE EYELIDS AND I DONT? GRRRRR.

hana said...

@Lance: Yes. It's my fav. hobby =D

@Leira: LOL. Observant aren't you. Or maybe just obsessed XD Go save and get it done then.