Saturday, January 3, 2009

Wedding Tag wtb

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Tagged by Christine.

So I deleted the first few questions cuz I find them to be nothing but snoopy personal questions. Oh and I also uhm deleted a few questions here and there which I find dreary or simply stuff I've never bothered giving much thought to like 'do you want your guests to give you money or household items?' wtb seriously idk just gimme a bed for two? With silky red sheets (rawr~) and fluffy pillows and I'll love you forever

-Beginning Midway of Tag-

If not, who do you want to marry?

Masuda Takahisa
As if you even need to ask pffft.

Although it would be a disaster from the very start cuz I uhm don't even know how to say 'I do' in Japanese? And pretty much every other word too? But I can say 'anata. atashi. beddo. ima.' lol and really thats all I need or better yet just 'H?' kuakuakua Japanese is easy. Not to mention that I will have to forgo heels for the rest of my life (omg worst nightmare ever) as he is like 171 which is like a whole 2 cm shorter than me to begin with plus the fact that I will most probably get caught up in an affair with his best friend/bandmate Tegoshi thus ending up in divorce 1 month later =C



Do you want a garden/beach or a traditional wedding?

Garden wedding. I do not want to marry in some stuffy old church (I'm sorry daddy) and have always wanted it to be out in the glorious sunshine ever since I saw a garden wedding on TV.

And as I am the ever always thinking ahead of time me, I will have on hand a bird hunter to shoot down all birds within the vicinity so there shall be no unexpected surprise.

Oh and as not to waste the birds, I shall just bbq them for the refreshments afterward =)

bbq pigeons mmm...

Oh shut up PETA, back off before I throw a fur *gasp* coat on you or something *waves fur coat menacingly*


Your ideal motive?

Huh? You mean motive to marry someone like money? Well in that case, screw money, I'll take looks hands down =) I don't care much for money anyway. And yes I know my answer is equally as superficial but the question in context is already superficial to begin with (wtb ideal motive? superficial much?) so I'm simply answering it to the best of my superficiality =)

I never get girls who'll marry for money over looks. I mean you know those questions 'ugly but rich guy or poor but handsome guy'?

I'll earn my own money for goodness sake and then at the end of the day I'd still have the hottest guy in my bed unlike you who'll just have your Chanel bags which nice as they may look, aren't much good in bed really.



Where do you plan to go on a honeymoon?

Anywhere with a beach~

Preferably private =D

Whatever Ammy I don't care what you say, I will bring a LARGE enough blanket and I already have the perfect excuse for the gyno and I think my idea beats your plains with sunflowers any given day.



Do you want an extravagant wedding or a simple wedding?

It really depends on the guy I'm marrying. I am all for either really. If he's a simple quiet type of person then simple and if he is the more outgoing type then flashy!

Or or or I shall have both and have an extravagantly simple wedding!!!

No, I have no idea how you're supposed to enact that and I just thought it sounded cool *shrugs*



How many layers of cake do you want?

CAAAAKE!!! =DDD

Oooh I love cake!

Mmmmm cakeeee....

dagnabbit I'm hungry now =C

Oh wait, I have yet to answer the question. Layers...hmm...you know what? Forget layers...

Can my fiance like be the cake? 8D I will need whip cream and strawberries an--

Oh bugger, 2nd sis is squawking at me to think about the guests (guests? what guests? *blinks* Oh yeah...guests) and how we'll probably spend our honeymoon in jail thanks to those indecency laws.

Sigh....laws nowadays...



Do you prefer having your reception at a hotel or a simple place?

Outside the hotel in the open under the starry skies with a fountain in the middle with cupid on top and a stage up front with a live band playing classical music and a glass bowl with candles floating in it in the center of every table which would be swathe in white silk tablecloths as people chatter lightly with dainty champagne flutes in hand filled halfway with sparkling golden champagne....

Anyone who dare attempt karaoke at my wedding besides my daddy or my bff shall be thrown off the balcony.

I can so see the headlines now:

Lavish Wedding Ends on a Bad Note (hahaha bad note geddit? like off key? geddit? oh wells)

Last night, a bride raised a ruckus when she threw one of her guests down the balcony citing 'bad singing enough to bust all windows within a 100 miles radius'. Some guests could be seen being horrified and appalled at her actions whilst some were cheering her on while clinking champagne glasses with each other in honor of ' the riddance of all bad wedding karaoke singers around the world'. The unfortunate singer in question is currently warded at Kaiser Hospital and is said to be...(read full story on pg 6)

I swear I'll be a hero after this. Or heroine if you prefer. Soon, all those horrible off-key singers would be eradicated from all weddings forever muahahaha.



Do you like a grand entrance for your groom?

If he's like damn hot, why not? =PPP

I'll just have a grander entrance to compensate lol.



Champagne or red wine?

idk cuz I don't drink as I really hate the taste of alcohol. Anyway, I've decided that for myself, I shall just substitute champagne for cider and red wine for grape juice~


Honeymoon right after the wedding or days after the wedding?

This is the stupidest question ever.

RIGHT AWAY OF COURSE. (Preferably in a helicopter with a ladder dangling from it so I can make my grand exit)

Its the whole point I'm getting married here okay.

Unless of course you're one of those promiscuous people then I can see why you'll want to wait cuz it makes no difference to you anyway.

Oh shut up, I am getting married for other things too besides that. It's just well, you said honeymoon and what is that for except for that no?



Who will pay for the bills?

Crap. In the US it'll be me. So somebody tell me what are the traditions in Japan, Korea or Taiwan? Cuz if its the same as Msia where the guy pays then I'm insisting that the wedding be held anywhere but here.



Are you ready for married life?

Definitely not atm. I get the chills every time I hear someone I know of is getting married =X



Do you think you will still be a virgin until you get married?

Haha just wha-- Oh HI DADDY! Of course my answer is yes! Why would you think it'll be anything other than that? *huge eyes*


Will you always be true to your husband?

Of course. Unless its Massu maybe cuz I swear Tegoshi is too damn tempting to ignore cuz have you seen him lately? He so totally screams 'you. me. bed. now'.



Will you record your honeymoon in VCD/DVD?

No. *stares at you weirdly* Pervert! *shuns*

You: siiiiigh. Seriously hana, 'honeymoon' doesn't have to always be about that you know. I believe the tag author was referring to the sights of the city and stuff...

Me: You mean people actually do other things like sightseeing on their honeymoon??? *blinks*

You: You're telling me you're planning to stay all cooped up in your hotel room the whole time?!

Me: Of course not *snorts*

You: SEE!

Me: We can always take it from the hotel room to the beach when no one's looking =DDD

You: *dies*

-End Tag-

5 comments:

Ammy said...

omg hana you sound like a slut LOL. it's like you equate marriage with sex sex sex wtf.

oh btw... HI UNCLE!!!!

Bridge Schmidt said...

Akimashite Omedetou! I just wanna wish you here a prosperous new year. More blessings too! Have a great 2009!

hana said...

@Ammy: I AM NOT *offended*

And you should know because, hello miss soon-to-be sl--- lol

@bridge: same to you too

Ammy said...

we're both so horrible.

hana said...

Don't rope me in with you.

I am awesome ok.

And more innocent than you can ever be.