Tuesday, July 4, 2006

The New Dating Game

Tuesday, July 4, 2006

Yesterday at tuition I noticed something interesting. Actually I've seen this scenario numerous of times liao just that before, it has never fully registered itself in my mind. All (ok lar, 95% lor) girls treat their boyfriends as an anger reliever instrument.


Everywhere around me I see girls pinching, throwing stuff at, hitting, punching etc. their boyfriends. REALLEEEE....So brutal one...And every time he gets hit he SMILE back at her. Got one girl at my tuition always "show her love" by throwing hi-liter/liquid paper/pen at her guy. What the??!! Then got one more girl always sit behind her boyfriend and as soon as he takes his seat, she would proceed her usual ritual of scolding/pinching(the 90-degree-twist kind)/ strangling/ punching her boyfriend's back. Poor him. No, let me rephrase that. Poor STUPID him (this kind of girl also want). Heck, these are only 2 measly examples. There are still a million more cases like these but I won't tell you cuz later you might get so scared and opt for being gay.


No wonder I’m still single. While they scold their guys endlessly, I talk to them nicely. They ignore them, I give them my undivided attention. They throw stuff at them, I buy stuff like sun blocks or drinks after their basketball practice. They don’t give a darn about them, I care not to offend them. SHEESH!!! Now I’ve FINALLY figured out what I did wrong. I’m too nice. No wonder people keep telling me that. Obviously I need to change. Nowadays, nasty is the new nice. So from today onwards, be prepare to expects slaps and a hell lot of biatchy attitude from me. *sniggers*


I'm not talking about a friendly u-punch-me-i-punch-u-then-we-both-end-up-laughing kind of game. I'm talking about a torturing-u-&-seeing-u-hurt-is-fun sadistic kind of stuff. Seriously, it hurts. How can a thrown-directly-into-ur-face-at-a-speed-of-1km-per-sec NOT HURT?! You tell me..


Would somebody please come and enlighten me on what is so beautiful about that kind of relationship? No, really. I am so curious to know why these guys (hey, surprisingly most are hot) would want to date these types of girls (and no, they aren't that pretty if you said 'looks') who constantly inflict pain on them. Enjoyable mer?! Why don't you just go stick your hand in a meat-grinder then...Triple Times The Fun *WOO-HOO!!*....Ha, these people brings new meaning to the term "Love Hurts"


And to those girls, have I got some GREAT NEWS for you!!! Dump that boyfriend of yours lar. Trust me, you DESERVE BETTER! Come, I introduce you to your dream guy. You can do whatever you whatever you want with him. Kick him, punch him, karate chop him ALSO CAN!!! Plus LEGAL again some more. It's a dream come true....Introducing...*cue drumroll*



Yes, Punchbag Bob!!! Oh you can change his name if Bob is not to your liking. I mean, 6-pack, no hands to fight back....Woots! Perfect match right?! Hmm...I was soooo made for this match-making business *beams*

16 comments:

Sally said...

Haha.. probably ur jealous..lol

Nasha said...

hannah's not jealous..she's far above it lol...

Hana said...

Why would I be jealous ler? *puzzled look*

Stephanie said...

hahahaha.... hannah is more then jealous.... hehehehe..
hmmm, who do she mean by saying this phrase " I buy stuff like sun blocks or drinks after their basketball practice. They don’t give a darn about them, I care not to offend them." ho..... hmmm?? who can that be??

Hana said...

urm...my friends?? aiyar...jeles wad...i put tht paragraph in for fun nia...if i knew u guys tink tht way i shud not have put it...really...u think i want a boyfriend so desperately mer?? mai siaw...like i care..if i wanted one i wud not have reject some ppl..ish...u all...simply think here think dere...=P

'drea said...

lol..actually its quite true~really..ahaha..
hillarious.

LeiStEr said...

in what way does this entry makes u think she's jealous anyway?? u guys are juz covering up ur faults by saying she's jelez....sheeesh......

admit it...she's right.

Shen said...

ah...who ask u to be so nice...patutlah no boyfren hehe
i think hannah wrote this blog is to let people see how nice she is and 'guys' will try to 'court' her
haha nice 'marketing stratergy'
you are pro !!
maybe i can help to promote u ? muhahahaa

Hana said...

ooooo....how u figure out??? wah so kiang...lolz...no lar jkjk...IM PUNTENG NICE wan ler...wakakakaka....like i wan ppl 'court' me...ish..dun wan...no time for u ppl...unless ure cute and HAVE A CAR (must know how to drive) thn can consider lar hahaha....=P

Shen said...

lol..who u think are..'no time for u ppl' if u have time ppl also no time for u la !! hahahaha
someone with car and cute wan already got girlfren lor..still wan u mer? muhahaha
u maybe can look for the 'got- bicycle' boyfren hehe
maybe he will consider u ? =P

Hana said...

Ahahahaha...i lose..lazy wanna argue with you liao...lolz...hahaha...i will get my cute got car bf one day..dun worry...lolz..hahaha....

Nasha said...

y ur this blog got sooo many comments one ar..lian shen arr!!u so bad ar..wat marketing strategy lor..she is not jeles larr..i noe her okayy..u guys dun noe her well enuf..hmph n hannah arr..u oso lar dun look at ppl's car only arr!! =p

Wins said...

haha.Hannah marry to a car..Don dare to imagine =p

Shen said...

maybe a guy wif'lau yeh che' she also accept wan lar..u see hannah this kind of face hahaha
!!! =P

Hana said...

yea...i know my face very pretty wan...thank you very much =P DO NOT DISAGREE WIF ME....if you do....i will just delete your comment...muahahaha

Kim Seng said...

....hmmm.... I never end up in that kind of situation before.... u know.... the "being tortured by your girlfriend" situation.... all I get are hugs and kisses and tickles.... hehe.... maybe I'm just lucky.... keep trying though, you might end up with a nice guy that is as nice as you.... =)